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already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3897) Elorias Forum • Visa tråd - Tala är silver- tiga har någon redan snott...
... och så vitt jag vet har ingen av de lyckligt potentiella regeringspartierna haft så mycket snällt att säga om samhållets okvalificerade medlemmar....
Vitsi vad vi börjar låta allvarliga. Denna tråd behöver
Mattelektion i lågstadiet. Fröken frågar Kalle om det sitter 4 fåglar på en telefon ledning och du skjuter 1. ur många fåglar sitter det kvar då? Inga svarar Kalle. Hmm det sitter 4 och du skjuter 1 tänk efter nu Kalle. Ja men om jag skjuter en blir dom andra så rädda och flyger därifrån. Jaha visst, jag gllar hur du tänker kalle men det är 3. OK säger Kalle. Får jag fråga fröken en sak? Om det står 3 tanter utanför kiosken och äter glass. Den första slickar på glassen den andra biter och den tredje suger på glassen. Vem av dom är gift? Fröken tänker en stund och säger hon som suger på glassen. Jag gillar hur du tänker fröken men det är hon som har en ring på fingret.
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